I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Funny T-Shirt
OK - We will admit it. We secretly love judging. Especially when one misuses an apostrophe. It allows one to feel delightfully superior. (BTW, was that an en-dash or an em-dash earlier in this paragraph?)
So maybe wear this 100% cotton crew neck t-shirt, and let the grammar-challenged know what you are up to as you are creating your judgements.
This grammatically onerous t-shirt ships directly from the manufacturer and may take two weeks to arrive.